The Schadenfreude Post has reexamined documents that purport to indicate that Sen. McCain has a rare form of rabies and found them to be fake. One expert who examined the documents said the first clue should have been the picture of a werewolf in place of Sen. McCain's photo in on of the Bethesda documents. The Schadenfreude Post becomes yet another reputable media outlet fooled by pranksters. Even the Bush Administration was fooled by a fake Niger yellow cake uranium document that propelled us into a $3.5 trillion war. The economic cost of our error was somewhat less expensive than the Iraq War. As a result of this error, however, we have asked James Frey, author of a recent fake memoir, to resign from his post on our advisory board. We apologize for the error.
Now that the rabies documents have been proven fakes, the question remains as to the source of Senator McCain's strange behavior traits, such as yelling a school kids who ask him if he is too old to be President.
Publisher's note: The furor over our allegations of rabies has created a stir. Many angry TSP subscribers have written to cancel their subscriptions and rail against our "pretty infantile behavior and inability to carry on a civil discourse." I would personally like to say that we at The Schadenfreude Post take your complaints very seriously. In fact, our goal has been to provide the unvarnished truth to political and foreign policy issues of our day, without the obvious political subjectivism with which many media outlets seem to exemplify. Our masthead, which consists of a sock monkey with a bowtie and beanie cap, and a conservative font, are intended to convey our serious intent. We even included the word "truth" in our tagline. We will continue to work hard to provide only the facts, with our unique brand of analysis.
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